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Welcome to the Bogosity Podcast
for the week of March 8 2026,

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the podcast that toads
the wet sprocket.

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This is your host, Shane Killian. Let's
Latinize the News of the Bogus.

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Yes, our first story is about age verification, which
I know you're tired of, but look at it this way:

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at least I'm sparing you from
more Iran war coverage!

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And it <i>is</i> a war! Don't get me started...

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But no, we're talking
about age verification,

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because not only is slippery
slope very much not a fallacy,

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in this case the slope has
been greased with lard!

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California has passed, and
Colorado is about to pass,

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legislation requiring all operating systems to have
age verification as part of their user profiles!

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They also have to pass that age verification information
along to any application or website they interact with.

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The privacy nightmare just
became a fever dream!

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And by the way, for those of you blaming the age verification
crap solely on Republicans, these are two <i>very</i> blue states.

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The prime sponsors of Colorado's SB26-051 are Matt
Ball, Amy Paschal, and Naquetta Ricks, all Democrats!

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As of this podcast prep, the Colorado
bill is still under consideration,

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but the California bill 1043 was signed into
law by Gavin Newsom back in October,

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to very little fanfare which
is why most of us missed it.

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But it will come into effect at the start of 2027, so
OS makers need to get their collective ass in gear.

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Sadly, it looks like the big OS makers, Microsoft,
Apple, and Google, are just going to roll over.

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But Linux distributions and other open source
platforms are going to be an interesting situation.

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Canonical, the makers of Ubuntu,
are headquartered in London,

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but they have offices in California and Colorado so the
law can absolutely be forced on to them with full penalty.

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The issue was brought onto the
Ubuntu development mailing list

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by a contributor with a really awesome
name: Aaron Rainbolt. He wrote:

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"We're currently looking into how to implement
an API that will comply with the laws

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while also not being
a privacy disaster."

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Tricky indeed!

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Quote: "At its core, the law seems
to require that an 'operating system'

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(I'm guessing this would correspond to a Linux
distribution, not an OS kernel or userland)

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request the user's age or date
of birth at 'account setup'.

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The OS is also expected to allow users to set
the user's age if they didn't already provide it

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(because the OS was installed before the law went
into effect), and it needs to provide an API somewhere

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so that app stores and application distribution websites
can ask the OS 'what age bracket does this user fall into?'

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A bunch of stuff is left unclear (how to
handle servers and other CLI-only installs,

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how to handle VMs, whether the law is even
applicable if the primary user is over 18

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since the law ridiculously defines a user as 'a child' while
also defining 'a child' as anyone under the age of 18, etc.),

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but that's what we're
given to deal with."

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He then goes into the technical details
of his proposal, which we won't go into,

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but it involves making a new
standard D-Bus interface.

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D-Bus handles messaging between all of the apps
and components of the system on the backend

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and generally runs as root.

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Amid discussion on whether or not they should store
the user's birth date or merely an age bracket,

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Christopher Warner posted:

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"I am also not a lawyer but the law
seems like it could easily be challenged

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and likely run afoul of
privacy laws here in the US.

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The technical ramifications and
enforcement of them can't be

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implemented in a way that wouldn't
run afoul of privacy related rights

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(yes, even children have privacy rights)
and also present a security quagmire.

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Further, it puts the onus all on the 'developer' or OS vendor
to essentially keep track and obey 'signals', or be fined.

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The spirit of the law's
existence is to protect children,

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but the implementation of this or a
path-forward almost seems farcical to discuss.

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It's very clear its drafting and implementation had
no one who understands how this works in the room,

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and if they were, they
were summarily ignored.

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Getting ahead of it as you are,
whatever solution, it won't matter,

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because every larger distro is likely to implement
their own way-to-do and same with every smaller one,

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and of course there will be
those that ignore this completely

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or stop distributing in California
and states that adopt such a law."

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That was very prescient, since right around that time
the makers of MidnightBSD did exactly that! They tweeted:

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"Until we have a better plan, we modified
our license to exclude residents of California

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from using MidnightBSD for desktop
use, effective January 1, 2027."

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Their license now includes, quote:

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"California residents are not authorized
to use MidnightBSD for desktop use

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in the state of California
effective January 1, 2027.

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California law CA AB1043 requires a complex age
verification system implemented for operating systems

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with no exceptions for small
open source projects."

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Apparently, that's it. No
method of enforcement,

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just wagging a finger at Californians who would have the
audacity to flout the law by installing and using their OS.

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Omarchy Linux simply rejected the
law in its entirety, stating simply:

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"Omarchy has no plans to do anything in
response to this retarded California law."

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Others have talked about having a "California
Edition," which would have age verification,

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and another edition for the rest of us.

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They could even restrict California IP addresses
from downloading the .iso file from their website.

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There's a problem, and it's not even the usual "VPNs
are a thing" we usually respond to this crap with.

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To cut down on bandwidth costs,
Linux distros like to use BitTorrent,

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since mostly it ends up being people using the
bandwidth of others, seeders in the torrent,

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to provide the file's
blocks to downloaders.

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And who wants to bet the swarm isn't going to do
anything at all to block California IP addresses?

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Even if the distro doesn't set up an official torrent, it
would only be a matter of seconds before other people did.

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Perfectly legally, I might add. These are
open source and freely distributable,

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and there's nothing at all
illegal about BitTorrent <i>per se,</i>

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as much as the MPA and the
RIAA might wish it were so.

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In other words, if there are any non-age
verification editions of any Linux distros,

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users in California and Colorado wouldn't need
to install a VPN or anything else of the kind.

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Just a BitTorrent client and grab the
torrent from anywhere in the world.

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So what happens if Ubuntu has
a non-age verification version

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and California users download that instead of
the official California or US version they offer?

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Is Canonical going to be held
accountable for all of that?

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Why doesn't Canonical instead join the fight?
Let's think about what that would mean.

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The California law specifies
a fine of $7500 per violation.

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Ubuntu has 200 million desktop users. We
don't know how many of those are in California,

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but if we estimate it just by share of
the world's computer-using population,

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that would be about 5 million users.

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A $7500 fine for all 5 million
users would total $37½ billion!

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Canonical's total assets are only $156
million, so this isn't a fight they can take on.

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And what about niche
OSes like FreeDOS?

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That's actually the underpinning of many different apps,
such as the hard drive maintenance program SpinRite,

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or many different motherboard manufacturers
to boot their firmware updates.

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As for direct users,
there's no exact number,

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but there are probably tens if not hundreds
of thousands of hobbyists who run it.

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And here's the thing: FreeDOS is
managed by a single guy, Jim Hall.

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Now, I have no idea where Hall lives,
but let's say he lives in California.

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Will he be on the hook for potentially thousands
of FreeDOS users who aren't using age verification?

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Each thousand users would
mean fines of $7½ million!

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I have no idea what his net worth is, but
there are few people that wouldn't bankrupt!

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Similar laws have been introduced in
New York and gone into effect in Brazil.

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It's just a matter of time before other states
and countries jump on the bandwagon.

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Especially the EU. They <i>love</i>
doing that anti-privacy crap!

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So it looks like we're in
for a fight on this one.

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Presenting: the greatest
game this side of Yuggoth!

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You are H.P. Lovecraft's
cat, and your name is Ni***

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...Right. We can't say
that on a podcast.

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Anyway, that's the point:
Your name is a joke.

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So now, you are out for revenge.
You become...the NecronomiCat!

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Using the Necronomicon, you come
to the present day to buy a gat.

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That's a gun. For a cat.

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It's a phat cat gat.

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But the Necronomicon is treacherous,
and it let in Lovecraft's monsters.

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Now, in a crumbling
world, you must fight!

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Build your team, buy guns and armor,

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buy items of dubious legality,
defeat the bosses of each level.

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Then take Lovecraft down!

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Play NecronomiCat! The
link is at cat.bogosity.tv.

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Yeah, we're doing cat.bogosity.tv,
not...that other one.

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What, you want me to get kicked
off the Internet or something?

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One company that seems to
fight the good fight is Anthropic.

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Not only were they the first to get an excellent
pro-fair use ruling in a major anti-AI case,

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now, famously—or infamously—they're fighting
the Pentagon to stand up for your privacy.

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Trump has been bragging about how the
US's dominance in AI has been instrumental

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in the first 24 hours of his attack
on Iran (which totally isn't a war!).

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As things heated up, Anthropic
earned the Trump Administration's ire

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by refusing to drop its guardrails for the US
military to prevent it from spying on US citizens.

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CEO Dario Amodei said in a statement:

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"Anthropic understands that the Department of War,
not private companies, makes military decisions.

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We have never raised objections
to particular military operations

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nor attempted to limit use of our
technology in an <i>ad hoc</i> manner.

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However, in a narrow set of cases, we believe AI can
undermine, rather than defend, democratic values.

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Some uses are also simply outside the bounds of
what today's technology can safely and reliably do.

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Two such use cases have never been included
in our contracts with the Department of War,

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and we believe they should
not be included now:

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Mass domestic surveillance and
fully autonomous weapons."

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Claude is one of the AI tools that's become
embedded throughout the military,

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suggesting targets, issuing precise locations,
and helping to prioritize those targets.

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They credit Claude (in concert
with another AI tool called Maven)

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into striking Iran in a way that gives
them little opportunity to counterstrike.

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Claude has also been used in
counterterrorism plots in the past,

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including the raid that captured
Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro.

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Through it all, Claude has held
on to two guardrails for all of us:

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no mass surveillance, and
no autonomous weapons.

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And when the Trump Administration insisted that
they remove them, Anthropic refused. Quote:

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"We cannot in good conscience
accede to their request.

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It is the Department's prerogative to select
contractors most aligned with their vision.

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But given the substantial value that Anthropic's
technology provides to our armed forces,

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we hope they reconsider.

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Our strong preference is to continue to
serve the Department and our warfighters—

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with our two requested
safeguards in place.

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Should the Department
choose to offboard Anthropic,

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we will work to enable a smooth
transition to another provider,

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avoiding any disruption to ongoing military
planning, operations, or other critical missions.

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Our models will be available on the expansive
terms we have proposed for as long as required."

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So in the hours leading
up to the Iran attacks,

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Trump announced that he was banning agencies
from using any tool produced by Anthropic.

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They have six months to phase it out.

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In response, Anthropic has
sued the US government.

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Remember as we cover
what happened next:

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there were only two guardrails Anthropic
didn't want to compromise on—

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mass surveillance of Americans
and fully autonomous weapons.

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Makes you wonder, then, just how
OpenAI rewrote their contract

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to get the Pentagon's business
that Anthropic just gave up!

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According to an X post by Sam Altman,
their new contract agrees that, quote:

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"the AI system shall not be intentionally used for
domestic surveillance of U.S. persons and nationals.

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For the avoidance of doubt, the
Department understands this limitation

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to prohibit deliberate tracking, surveillance,
or monitoring of U.S. persons or nationals,

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including through the procurement or use of commercially
acquired personal or identifiable information."

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Yeah, long-time listeners will
understand why I find this to be naïve.

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That was <i>exactly</i> what they said
before the Snowden revelations

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showed how they get around
exactly this sort of language!

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"Deliberate tracking" means
direct tracking of a person.

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Indirect tracking of basically
everyone just sort of happens,

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but then afterward they grab the information
they had recorded and use it however they want.

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Ditto with, quote: "The Department
also affirmed that our services

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will not be used by Department of War
intelligence agencies (for example, the NSA)."

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Yeah, but even when it's not the NSA using it, the
NSA still gets it from <i>other</i> agencies that are!

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And thanks to a Community Note,
X users were notified that Altman,

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in a meeting with OpenAI employees,
stressed the exact opposite:

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that none of them gets to choose how
the military uses their technology.

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Here's a question: How did
OpenAI win this contract so quickly

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unless they gave Trump and Pete
Hegseth everything they wanted?

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Also, consider: if they're not going to do mass domestic
surveillance or have completely autonomous weapons,

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what was their problem
with Anthropic's deal?

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A post on the OpenAI subreddit calling for people
to cancel their OpenAI contracts as a result

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was upvoted 34,000 times!

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A similar deal was struck with xAI. And it really seems
like Grok is way too deferential to the US government!

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Even after pressing, I couldn't get Grok to acknowledge
the horrible injustice against Edward Snowden.

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It continued to insist that the system
worked and there was accountability,

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no matter how much I showed
that Snowden was still in exile

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and not a single one of the
criminals he exposed was arrested!

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Guess I'm using Claude primarily now.

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I'm Brother Ezekiel, and I know
how naughty thou hast been!

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So naughty, thou needst a VPN!

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Hide thy iniquity from prying eyes, and make
sure the liturgical authorities remain ignorant.

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Take thy browser to
vpn.bogosity.tv to get BoxPN.

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At $6.36 a month, a price only
the most penurious would balk at,

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thou shalt have unlimited high-speed
connections to servers all over the globe.

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And they don't log connections.
Thy privacy is assured.

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That should please you sinners!

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Just remember: the Lord sees all!

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When travelling, make it
look like thou art still home.

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At home, ensure the elders at your ISP don't take out
their judgement with traffic-shaping and DMCA notices!

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Up to 5 devices can connect at once,
almost one for every deadly sin!

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Keep thy sins private.
Go to vpn.bogosity.tv.

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Okay, let's do one of our favorite things on the
lighter side of the news: stupid copyright tricks!

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A singer on Facebook performed
the Jireh Lim song "Buko".

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Jireh Lim is a 33-year-old Filipino
singer-songwriter and guitarist

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who worked without a label for years until 2015
when he signed with Warner Music Philippines.

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"Buko" was his breakout 2013 single.

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So the Facebook singer
performed Buko with his band,

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and the Facebook post gained traction
as it got over 14,000 reactions.

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The singer then received a copyright strike from
Facebook and a message that reads, quote:

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"Your reel's earnings are being
claimed by music rights holders.

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Multiple rights owners requested changes to your video
because a large amount of their music was detected."

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Just one tiny problem: the singer
in question was Jirah Lim himself!

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He posted a reply in Tagalog that
according to Google Translate reads:

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"I want to reply, 'Bro, it's me oh! It's me! JIREH LIM!
JIREH LIM! The one who wrote that song himself. Hey."

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Now, those of you who were paying attention
might have noticed something weird.

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No matter what label you're signed with, you
always have the right to perform your own music.

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But sometimes, labels make mistakes
and they might not realize it's you.

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So it's understandable that they occasionally
make a mistake and strike an artist's own song.

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But those of you who are good at
basic counting would have realized

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that he released this song a full two
years before signing with Warner!

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As an independent artist, his music was spread
primarily through streaming on many different platforms.

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But as we've seen, record labels love
to act like they own the artist himself

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and not just the recordings
he makes with them!

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Warner is not only among the worst of
the worst when it comes to protectionism,

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but they have farms of bots that constantly
troll the Internet, especially social media sites,

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looking for anything remotely
resembling anything they own.

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But we don't actually
know if this was Warner.

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The message actually said
"multiple rights owners."

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So, were some of them streaming
sites from his previous deals?

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Is one of them Warner? Did
they purchase his back catalog?

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We don't know, but none of it changes the fact
that copyright is so completely insane and stupid

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that an artist can't even sing
his own song unmolested!

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Copyright is unethical, indefensible,
and completely moronic.

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And now it's time to misevaluate
this week's Biggest Bogon Emitter.

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As if it weren't clear already that there's
a backchannel propaganda group

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funneling anti-AI talking points to the
Twitterati so they can astroturf their agenda,

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we've got a particularly
obvious and heinous example.

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First of all, let's briefly
talk about the case itself.

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Stephen Thaler is the inventor of AI
systems including Creativity Machine.

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He used Creativity Machine to make an image
called "A Recent Entrance to Paradise."

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Now, unlike the AIs you might be familiar with,
there was no prompting or any other human direction.

00:22:05.580 --> 00:22:08.540
It was created completely
autonomously.

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On top of that, Thaler didn't even attempt to
register the copyright with himself as the owner.

00:22:14.060 --> 00:22:18.060
He identified Creativity
Machine as the author.

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The Copyright Office denied registration because
only a human-authored work can receive copyright.

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And he didn't even <i>claim</i>
this was human-authored!

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He sued and the district court
held for the government,

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saying that human creativity is the <i>sine
qua non</i> at the core of copyrightability.

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The appeals court confirmed. Authors are human
beings, they said, and machines are mere tools.

00:22:41.260 --> 00:22:44.093
Thaler appealed to the Supreme
Court, and on Monday,

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they denied certiorari without
comment, putting an end to the case.

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In their coverage of it, Reuters talked
about people prompting Midjourney

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as if that had anything at all
to do with the case. It doesn't.

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Then ToonHive posted
the story on X, writing:

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"AI-generated artwork officially is
ineligible for copyright protection

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as the US Supreme Court
declined to review a appeal case.

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The court rules that artwork needs to have
a human creator in order to be eligible."

00:23:13.340 --> 00:23:19.180
Even if you missed the post, you might have
seen any of the 46 thousand quote-tweets,

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mostly from the anti-AI neo-Luddites saying
that this proves that AI can never be art.

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Here's just a smattering:

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"Studios that replaced their art teams with AI just
found out none of their output is copyrightable.

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The 14-year-old on Roblox hand-drawing
UGC items owns more IP than they do."

00:23:38.380 --> 00:23:43.200
"Even they're saying 'You didn't make it if
you told AI to draw this and that for you'!"

00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:47.740
"BREAKING: SCOTUS just
finalized the AI copyright debate!"

00:23:47.740 --> 00:23:54.140
"LET'S FUCKING GOOOO AI 'artists'
just got told: no human = no copyright.

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All those Midjourney slop images? Public domain
now. Traditional artists eating good today."

00:24:00.860 --> 00:24:06.620
"Technically they stole human art which is
what all their generated art is based off of."

00:24:06.620 --> 00:24:11.500
"This will certainly get rid of most
of the AI slop, one and done."

00:24:11.500 --> 00:24:16.300
"HAHAHA, YOUR PROMPTS ARE MEANINGLESS,
YOU SLOP PRODUCING DEGENERATES!"

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"AI artists in shambles right now." (That was one of
many different phrases that were repeated verbatim.)

00:24:22.700 --> 00:24:25.740
"Supreme Court was like if you
need your work copyrighted,

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you need to make it yourself but
not through AI, and that's great."

00:24:29.900 --> 00:24:33.980
"That means that outputs generated by AI will continue
to be ineligible for copyright protection under US law.

00:24:33.980 --> 00:24:36.540
This is welcome news for musicians!"

00:24:36.540 --> 00:24:40.620
"AI-generated artwork is officially
ineligible for copyright protection

00:24:40.620 --> 00:24:43.866
after the US Supreme Court
declined to hear an appeal."

00:24:43.866 --> 00:24:49.499
"Good news: All AI generated
material is, by default, public domain."

00:24:49.500 --> 00:24:54.860
A particularly large brickbat needs to be
thrown at The Moonlight Warrior, who tweeted:

00:24:54.860 --> 00:25:01.020
"I don't think people understand just how
massive of a win this is in the fight against AI.

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Without a copyright protection,
the art itself is worthless."

00:25:06.060 --> 00:25:12.220
So, I guess the Mona Lisa is worthless, because
copyrights didn't exist in Da Vinci's day???

00:25:12.220 --> 00:25:16.540
And yes, we saw almost exactly
the same thing over on Bluesky.

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In fact, I saw one argument
on Bluesky I didn't see on X:

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"Just a reminder that source
code is also subject to copyright,

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so <i>alllll</i> that AI-generated code being made is
also, by extension, not eligible for copyright."

00:25:32.220 --> 00:25:34.780
Nope, nothing to do with code.

00:25:34.780 --> 00:25:37.113
They're all doing victory
laps over a decision

00:25:37.114 --> 00:25:42.060
that has absolutely nothing to do with
the kind of AI they're complaining about.

00:25:42.060 --> 00:25:46.780
There was no prompting. There
was no claim of human creativity.

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The circuit court said that a machine
cannot be an author of a work.

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And the Supreme Court declined
to take up the case. That's <i>it.</i>

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And the worst part is that it exposes exactly
what copyrights do to the entire concept of art.

00:26:03.660 --> 00:26:08.860
Da Vinci didn't need copyright. Neither
did Shakespeare. Neither did Beethoven.

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Oh, but without copyrights, how
would Disney ruin <i>Star Wars</i>?

00:26:13.340 --> 00:26:18.040
So all of that makes these anti-AI activists
this week's Biggest Bogon Emitter.

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And now let's hyperventriloquaciousnessesate
this week's Idiot Extraordinaire.

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And here's another one
we see every few years.

00:26:44.380 --> 00:26:49.906
There's a lot of money in mailing letters,
parcels, and doing deliveries. FedEx, UPS,

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Amazon, UberEats, DoorDash, all sorts of
companies make good money doing this.

00:26:55.260 --> 00:26:59.100
So why does the Post
Office suck so hard???

00:26:59.100 --> 00:27:06.220
If you ever needed the quintessential example
of why government fails at its core, this is it!

00:27:06.220 --> 00:27:11.420
The United States Postal Service just never
seems to be able to operate in the black,

00:27:11.420 --> 00:27:15.420
even with all of the subsidies and
free buildings from the government.

00:27:15.420 --> 00:27:18.700
Not even monopoly power is working!

00:27:18.700 --> 00:27:22.620
They were shown to be fairly
pathetic back in 1844 when,

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in response to complaints about slow deliveries
and high stamp prices of the post office,

00:27:27.580 --> 00:27:32.140
Lysander Spooner founded the American
Letter Mail Company to compete.

00:27:32.140 --> 00:27:39.180
At the time, postage was 18¾¢,
over $8 in today's money!

00:27:39.180 --> 00:27:45.499
Over the next several years, competition with
Spooner ended up getting stamps down to just 3¢.

00:27:45.500 --> 00:27:50.700
There were other innovations: Stamps could be
purchased at any office and attached to letters,

00:27:50.700 --> 00:27:53.806
which could then be sent
to any of its other offices.

00:27:53.806 --> 00:28:00.140
Another innovation: Letters were delivered directly
to the addressee. They didn't have to go pick them up.

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All things we take for granted today!

00:28:02.940 --> 00:28:10.220
So what did the Post Office do? They went whining to the
government to have postal service declared a monopoly.

00:28:10.220 --> 00:28:16.220
Spooner pointed out that, while the Constitution gave
the federal government the power to run a post office,

00:28:16.220 --> 00:28:20.540
it didn't give it the power to stop
anyone else from running a post office.

00:28:20.540 --> 00:28:27.139
But the fix was in with the courts, so Spooner was
arrested and the American Letter Mail Company shut down.

00:28:27.139 --> 00:28:32.220
Today, postage for letters
up to an ounce is 78¢.

00:28:32.220 --> 00:28:36.140
By the way, current oil
price is $93 a barrel,

00:28:36.140 --> 00:28:41.527
which means it's forty times cheaper
to send oil halfway across the world

00:28:41.528 --> 00:28:44.460
than it is to mail a
letter across the street!

00:28:44.460 --> 00:28:52.300
So again I ask, how can they suck so hard as
to <i>still</i> not be making money after all that???

00:28:52.300 --> 00:28:57.326
Postmaster General David Steiner says that
they'll run out of cash in less than a year

00:28:57.326 --> 00:29:03.340
unless Congress lifts a cap saying they can
borrow no more than $15 billion a year.

00:29:03.340 --> 00:29:08.540
He also wants authority to
raise postage prices to 95¢.

00:29:08.540 --> 00:29:11.580
He bemoaned the fact that
people are mailing fewer letters,

00:29:11.580 --> 00:29:17.580
to the point where they've "lost"
$86 billion in postage. He whined:

00:29:17.580 --> 00:29:23.420
"If either FedEx or UPS lost $86 billion of
revenue, they would have no revenue."

00:29:23.420 --> 00:29:28.140
Yeah, well, the difference is, if <i>they</i> don't
make money, they go out of business.

00:29:28.140 --> 00:29:31.660
So they have the incentive
to run their businesses well.

00:29:31.660 --> 00:29:37.500
Let's give them the opportunity to compete with
you in mail delivery and see how well they do!

00:29:37.500 --> 00:29:42.460
The Postal Service ran at
a loss of $9 billion in 2024,

00:29:42.460 --> 00:29:48.060
despite an increase of 1.2% from its
Ground Advantage shipping. He said:

00:29:48.060 --> 00:29:51.180
"We have to have a conversation
with the American public.

00:29:51.180 --> 00:29:55.900
If you want us to deliver everywhere,
every day, we'll do it. That's not a problem.

00:29:55.900 --> 00:29:58.060
But who is going to pay for it?"

00:29:58.060 --> 00:30:02.380
You know, Amazon somehow
manages to deliver six days a week.

00:30:02.380 --> 00:30:10.940
One big problem is unions. 90% of USPS's
640,000 workers are represented by four unions,

00:30:10.940 --> 00:30:18.860
and labor costs are 78% of expenses. But cuts are
completely off the table with these union deals.

00:30:18.860 --> 00:30:24.860
The pensions also make things hard,
with $120 billion in unfunded liabilities.

00:30:24.860 --> 00:30:31.420
A lot of that was in low-yield Treasury bonds,
which lost money during the recent inflation spikes.

00:30:31.420 --> 00:30:36.540
But it's very simple. What happens when private
companies are faced with such a problem?

00:30:36.540 --> 00:30:41.500
They have two options: figure
it out, or go out of business.

00:30:41.500 --> 00:30:49.260
Maybe it's finally time to repeal the post office's
monopoly and let the modern-day Spooners take a crack at it.

00:30:49.260 --> 00:30:57.233
So all of that makes the US Postal
Service this week's Idiot Extraordinaire.

00:31:02.940 --> 00:31:08.780
Well, that wraps up this "It might get rough again unless
we can climb on top" edition of the Bogosity Podcast.

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Thank you for listening. Until next time,
here's a quote from Lysander Spooner:

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"The present expensive, dilatory and exclusive
system of mails is a great national nuisance—

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commercially,
morally, and socially.

00:31:36.060 --> 00:31:44.700
Its immense patronage and power, used, as they always will
be, corruptly, make it also a very great political evil."

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